Grease Monkey Weed Seeds


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Grease Monkey by Phat Panda is an indica-dominant hybrid strain that's potent both mentally and physically. You'll love its intense, potent flavors! Another impressively well-balanced hybrid from Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a wonderful addition to the MGS catalogue. Click here to buy Grease Monkey seeds… Grease Monkey is an indica-dominant hybrid strain. In general, it's thought to have a 70 percent indica and 30 percent Sativa ratio. The strain was created by crossing two popular strains: Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream.

Grease Monkey

Grease Monkey by Phat Panda is a delicious strain that’s easy to grow; perfect for experts, beginners and those that make their own hash extracts.

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Bank Phat Panda
Seed type Feminized
Available individually No
Recommended use Medicinal
Recommended growing environment Any
Cannabinoid profile THC-dominant
Genotype Indica-dominant
Physical effect Heavy
Psychoactive effect Relaxing
Indoor Flowering Time 7-8 weeks
Outdoor Harvest Time October
Flavor Earthy
Flavor 2 Citric
Climate Warm

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Grease Monkey by Phat Panda grows slower than GG#4, so it’s pretty easy to control height-wise. This is thanks to its Cookies & cream genes, which improve upon both aroma and flavor. Thanks to its potent physical effect it can be used to treat intense pain.

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Grease Monkey Indoor Yield

Indoors, you don’t need much experience to grow this strain – with a basic feeding schedule and proper parameters, you can produce over 400g per square meter of quality, potent weed. We recommend growing 9 plants in 11L flowerpots, training its branches to open up a bit more so that the light can get to the bottom leaves. It takes 55-65 days to fully flower, and it can grow from 0.6 to 1.4m in many cases.

Grease Monkey Outdoor Yield

Outdoors this strain is sturdy and can easily deal with some of the most dangerous pests when it comes to cannabis cultivation, although we recommend using Multiprotection Boom just in case. If given plenty of sun, this strain grows quite fast, over two meters in some cases. However, it grows impressively wide, so make sure to give it plenty of space. Just one of these plants can produce over 500g per square meter without much effort at all, and in the hands of an expert it can yield up to 800g. In order to harvest this resinous beast you’ll need to wait until the beginning of October.

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Grease Monkey Aromas and Effect

It combines a wide range of aromas and flavors known to be typically American; diesel and earthy, although particular plants may also let off hints of cream and cacao. Its effect is quite potent; be prepared to feel incredibly stoned and physically relaxed – the perfect strain for smoking after a long day.

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Get ready to go bananas for Grease Monkey, an indica-leaning hybrid from Exotic Genetix that will unlock your ultimate “chill mode.” Bred from two legendary strains, this THC dominant seed is available as feminized seeds and packs a sweet yet spicy punch for your tastebuds.

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Grease Monkey Seeds Strain Genetics

Grease Monkey marijuana seeds are a combination of two strains: the legendary, sativa dominant Gorilla Glue #4, and the oh-so-frosty indica/sativa hybrid Cookies & Cream.

Gorilla Glue #4, a potent Sour Dubb and Chem Sis descendent, gives Grease Monkey its legendary spicy diesel aftertaste while Cookies & Cream offers its high THC level and a sweet vanilla flavour that is reminiscent of that delectable ice cream cone from your childhood. The end result is a well-balanced hybrid that certainly won’t disappoint.

Grease Monkey Strain Terpene Profile

The sweet sugary aroma of Exotic Genetix’s Grease Monkey combined with potent petrol undertones provides an interesting sensation for your nostrils. The complex flavour can be just as intense, leaving you with a taste of earthy vanilla and spicy gasoline in your mouth.

High levels of caryophyllene give the strain an especially peppery flavour while limonene and myrcene terpenes add pleasant citrus and herbal notes to this cannabis strain’s spicy yet sweet bite.

Grease Monkey Strain Effects

There won’t be any monkeying around with this indica-leaning cannabis strain. Grease Monkey cannabis seeds deliver a euphoric yet relaxed and lazy buzz that will have you glued to your couch. Expect this strain to target your body and work deep into your muscles to unlock the ultimate “chill mode” as you ride the sleepy wave of this calming body high.

But beware, this fan-favourite Exotic Genetix strain is a bit of a creeper, so take it slow and give it time for the physical melt to spread from head to toe.

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Grease Monkey Strain Medical Benefits

Medical marijuana patients who suffer from chronic pain and insomnia can potentially benefit from the high THC level (around 22.5%) of this hybrid strain, which delivers a sedative and calming effect.

This harmonious blend of limonene, caryophyllene, THC, delivers a cerebral euphoric that can provide relief to those who are looking for a more natural way to ease their physical tensions and promote better sleep.

How to Grow Grease Monkey Strain

Grease Monkey cannabis seeds can be challenging to grow, but not impossible. You’ll need to practice your pruning skills as the plant grows uncharacteristically tall. The plant can be grown both indoors and outdoors, especially if you have enough space inside but the biggest challenge for growers is controlling the dank smell, so be prepared to invest in some carbon filters.

Available as feminized or regular seeds from our seed bank, this strain boasts a short flowering time of only 8-9 weeks after germination. When grown indoors, Grease Monkey seeds from Exotic Genetix can yield as much as 510g per m2. If you have the perfect outdoor environment (humid, sunny, between 70-80 degrees), you can expect an impressive yield of up to 595g per m2.

Grease Monkey is a hardy and exquisite flower with a high yield that flaunts forest green buds ripe with furry trichomes that will be rewarding to budding growers.

Grease Monkey

Grease Monkey is an indica-dominant hybrid strain. In general, it’s thought to have a 70 percent indica and 30 percent Sativa ratio. The strain was created by crossing two popular strains: Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream.

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Grease Monkey Cannabis Strain

This resulted in a powerful plant that has traits from both parent lines. Its THC concentration can reach as high as 30%, but it usually stays in the mid-20s. It also has minimal levels of CBD, so it’s not a strain to consider if you’re hoping for a CBD-heavy experience. Because it can grow both indoors and outdoors, the plant is quite hardy. The flowering period of the Grease Monkey is approximately eight to nine weeks.

Grease Monkey combines the effects of both of its parents. Couch-lock and drowsiness are possible side effects of Gorilla Glue. Most people, on the other hand, experience it as a gradual relaxation that gradually evolves into a hazy calm. It’s the ideal after-work strain, and while it won’t stop you from doing your job, it’s best suited to individuals trying to unwind after a long day.

Growing Grease Monkey Seeds

Both indoor and outdoor cultivation are possible options, with the caveat that outdoor plots require a continuous humidity level of at least 70% and daytime temperatures of 72-80 degrees Fahrenheit.

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The height of a plant can be controlled by pruning and trimming it while it is still in the vegetative stage. Grease Monkey blooms in 8 to 9 weeks and produces many buds when cultivated indoors. Additionally, this can be highly smelly grow, so individuals who want to conceal their activities should use odor control methods like exhaust fans. With a flowering period of 56 to 63 days, it produces 400 gr. m2 indoor / 500 gr. plant outdoor.

Grease Monkey Weed Flavor and Effects

The aroma of the Grease Monkey flower is both sweet and skunky. Chemdawg and Sour Diesel unmistakably influence the fuel-like astringency of the top notes via the parent strain Gorilla Glue. A more profound, more nuanced sweetness is revealed upon closer scrutiny. There may be hints of yeasty bread in the background and a creamy vanilla scent. The presence of OG Kush in parent-strain Girl Scout Cookies can be found in the spicy and peppery flavor released when the buds are grinded or broken open. Combustion of Grease Monkey produces a somewhat aromatic smoke with a distinct vanilla flavor and a contrasting gasoline aftertaste. Beware, covert smokers: this flower has a reputation for being extremely odoriferous.

The effects of Grease Monkey are felt gradually, first as a little pressure in the face, especially near the eyes and temples. In just a few short minutes, the soothing heat it emits travels all the way to the extremities to melt away any remaining knots of tension in the muscles. Smokers may experience a heightened capacity for perception alongside the physical benefits of smoking. Visual and aural inputs from the outside world may take on a new dynamism. In addition, users’ imaginations may become too abstract and they may start to flit from one idea to the next. These dreamlike, reflective ambiences are perfect for open-ended chats or idle daydreaming.

Later in the high, the indica effects of Grease Monkey kick in, making users sedentary and inclined to do things like watch TV or eat. Although larger doses of this strain can induce sleep, the balanced cerebral and physical effects make it a decent option for morning or midday use.

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